Heighdon Layton is my cousin-in-law. You know, your step-parents-siblings-kids. I mean, my step-mothers-brothers-son. I had to actually Google to see what people thought the difference was between step mother and mother in law…It’s kind of silly really; they’re both legal relations (as opposed to blood) but they mean different things. Sigh.

Anyway Heighdon is on the right with his pants down around his ass and my other cousin-in-law is Brett Roberts on the left. The photo looks a bit like they’re about to start a fight, but it’s just a good example of the photo not depicting the reality properly (I’d make good papparazi no?!?

They asked me to write something about them. Heighdon Layton is the motocross king of Perth (or something, right?). Brett Roberts is the ladies man of Quinns Rock (or something else). Now bring on the Google goodness YEAH!